Her taste in boyfriends. I know, I sound like a typical “no one will Merry christmas cunts christmas shirt ever be good enough for my princess” kind of father. It’s not that at all. She’s been allowed to date since she was 15. She’s had three serious relationships that I’ve known about since then. That is, I actually met the boys on multiple occasions. Every single one of them was nice enough (to me, at least), but… and I hate to say this, but it’s the truth… they were kind of aiming low in life and sometimes even failing at that if you know what I mean. She was the captain of her high school swim team for two years, very fit, a lifeguard who made great money doing that for the city in the summers, and a straight-A honors high school graduate and now a straight-A college sophomore